- Your sales manager is sleeping with your receptionist (and her sister).
- Your salespeople have stacks of credit applications in their office drawers.
- The heat case your sales manager just threw off the lot works for the attorney general (and was a heat case because you packed her payment).
- Your suppliers are sponsoring your service manager’s race car.
- Your controller is secretly a compulsive gambler.
- Your body shop manager has a thriving business doing side work in your facility.
- Your F&I manager can get anything bought by filling out and signing a credit application.
- Your technicians can save seconds of time by simply dumping the oil in the storm sewer.
- Your manufacturer’s rep is being paid by your closest competitor.
- Your spouse wants you to hire yet another in-law.
- Wholesalers are appraising your used cars (because they have paid your used car manager enough to take a vacation to Aspen).
- Your parts driver’s narcolepsy is about to act up.
Relax! It’s just a bad dream. Go back to sleep.
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